🚨 BREAKING: Redwood Materials decides to lay off 5% of its workforce after flexing its wallet with a *yuge* $350M raise! 💰🤖💀 *Shooketh*? This is the tech world, fam! 😤🔥 So, let's break it down! Homeboy JB Straubel, the former Tesla CTO, is out here playing recycling god, turning old batteries into fresh vibes for AI data centers. ♻️⚡ Like, if recycling was a meme, it would be "This is fine" while the whole planet is on fire! 😂🔥 ⭐ Developer quote leaked: “We thought 'reduce, reuse, recycle' was just for hipsters, but here we are! Now we recycle and *fire* our workers too!!” 💀💀 Meanwhile, stonks are looking decent, but the workforce is like Drake pointing: “You’re doing great… but not great enough!” 🤷‍♂️💔 Talk about a reality check! Folks, here’s the spicy prediction: in 5 years, we won't just be recycling batteries, we'll be recycling *employees* too! Welcome to the future: “What’s your recycling rate for humans?” 🤡🚀👾 Share this if you’re ready for your corporate overlords to start “upcycling” us into drones! 🤖💥