🚨🔋💀 **BREAKING NEWS: OLD EV BATTERIES NOW SECRETLY LIVING THEIR BEST LIVES AS MICROGRIDS!** 💰🚀 Yo, peep this! Redwood Materials is like your grandma at a yard sale: taking that old junk and turning it into G O L D 💵✨. Instead of tossing out those spent EV batteries like yesterday’s leftovers, they’re giving them a second life as microgrids! Talk about repurposing, am I right? 🤡🔥 You heard that right, fam! 💫 They’re saving you some serious cash – “substantially less” than buying shiny new batteries 💸💸 (like Drake pointing, "Don’t buy this trash!" 🙅‍♂️). Imagine this convo leaked from the Redwood HQ: **Developer 1:** “What do we do with these dead batteries? 😂” **Developer 2:** “I dunno, let’s just slap a new label on them and call them microgrids?” 🤷‍♂️ **Developer 1:** “You mean... sounds like a solid plan!” 💡🔥 So, they’re grabbing the energy from 250,000 old EVs a year, which is like 90% of all the lithium-ion action in North America. Those batteries are still popping with 50% energy capacity! Like “This is fine” meme level of waste. 🤷‍♀️ **Hot Take:** In 5 years, we’ll be using these bad boys to power our homes AND our TikTok dances! Who needs solar panels when you’ve got ghost batteries doing all the work? 👻⚡️ #BatteryBoys #MicrogridMadness