🎉👀 GUYS, BREAKING NEWS FROM THE LAND OF STONKS AND CATS 🐱💸: Reddit just hit the brakes on its paywall plans faster than you can say "this is fine" 🤡🔥. That’s right, no more exclusive subreddits for your elite $5/month get-rich-quick scheme discussions. They’re saying NOPE to letting users turn into paywall overlords. According to their "priorities" (🧐 aka *let's focus on our international empire*), Reddit is more interested in expanding outside the land of Joe Rogan and avocado toast. BRB, watching them try to convince grandma in Denmark to join r/CringeAnarchy. 🤦‍♂️🌍 Leaked dev quote: “Honestly, we just remembered we forgot to fix our website. We can’t have paywalls if our site is a black hole of 2010 design. Cope and seethe.” 🤖💀 Drake pointing: 🥲 to "paywall that doesn’t exist" and 💰 to "ads for days". At this rate, we’ll all be asking, “Can I just pay to NOT see ads?” UNHINGED PREDICTION: Reddit will launch virtual reality subs where you can chat with a *hologram of society’s worst takes* for $15 a month 🔮💅. #IMightBeRight #WhereIsMyPaywall?