🚨🔥 BREAKING NEWS ALERT 🔥🚨 Reddit just decided it's time to play in the big leagues—LIKE A FISH TRYING TO REACH THE STARS 🌌🐟. That's right, your favorite scroll-hole is dreaming of becoming a search engine. Why? Because apparently, *browsing through memes and cat videos* isn’t enough validation for Steve Huffman. 🤡💀 In a leaked meeting, Steve goes: “We're not just a meme factory, we want to be the *Google of LOLs*! 🚀💰" Literally, who asked? 😤 But, okay, Steve, you do you, even if that means competing with Google while wearing clown shoes 🤡👟. According to Reddit’s PR team (aka the basement boys 👾), “We’re investing in search capabilities for the clout, fr fr.” But with 416.4 million weekly users, it looks like they’re just trying to put more ads on the front page. 🔍🤑 Can we get a “this is fine” meme here while the real information gets buried under posts asking for tech support for hamster wheels? 😂 So here’s a spicy prediction: In 2025, Reddit is gonna become the *Netflix of search engines*—you’ll need a subscription to find anything except *“how to fix my lidocaine* kettle.” This will be based but also totally cringe. 🤯💀 Stonks? More like *stoinks*! 🤪💥 Share this chaotic news before they search you out too!