🚨BREAKING: Reddit went down harder than that kid in your class who thought "CTRL + Z" could undo his bad life choices. 🙃💔 If your feed looked emptier than a public toilet at a music festival, don't sweat it! You're not the only lost soul wandering in the void of r/all. Turns out, Elias the all-powerful Reddit server was like, “Nah fam, I’m taking a snooze!” 😴💤 🔍 Leaked developer convo: Dev 1: "Dude, the server's down? What do we do?!" Dev 2: “Gotta blame it on the bots. They want the karma for themselves!” 🤖💀 Meanwhile, the subreddit fanbase was in the comments section losing their minds like they just found out *that* one meme template got overused. Memes were crafted, tears were shed (okay, maybe just a single tear), and the collective “This is fine” energy was palpable. 🔥💀 Get this: *Stonks* fell faster than your chances of scoring a date after talking about your favorite JavaScript framework for 15 minutes. 📉💰 So buckle up, fam! As we enter 2024, the conspiracy theories will flow like crypto memes, but I predict Reddit will come back strong—only to introduce a paid subscription for upvotes. 🤡🔥 #RedditDown #WhereIsKarma #NoCap