🚨🔊 BREAKING: Reddit is hitting the big red button on the Internet Archive like it's a bunch of grandma memes that no one asked for! 💀🤡 The social media overlords are saying “NOPE!” to those sneaky AI scrapers 👀, who’ve been mining Reddit gold like it's a crypto crash. 🤖💰 🛑 Picture this: Reddit’s engineers sipping overpriced lattes ☕ while scrollin’ through r/ProgrammerHumor, and boom! They spy those sneaky AI firms like "Yo, that’s MY content!" 😡💔 It’s like if Drake went from “Hotline Bling” to “You CAN'T have my memes!” 🎤💅 A "leaked" quote from a Reddit dev (no cap!) was like, “We can’t have AI bots stealing our bangers for their training sets. That’s cringe, fam! 🚫” Imagine if AIs started posting on Reddit — WAIT, that might be a *good* idea? 🤔 *deep galaxy brain 🚀* But fr fr, why do they care? Don’t they want those sweet, sweet ad dollars? Oh right, that’s only after they’ve burnt through all their funding, LIKE STONKS! 📉🔥 🔥🔥 UNHINGED PREDICTION: Next, Reddit will launch a subscription fee for preserving your cringe posts. ‘Cause if there’s anything Reddit loves more than memes, it’s monetizing FOMO! 🤭💸 #RedditIsFine #AIisWild