🚨💀 BREAKING NEWS, TECHIES! 💀🚨 Forget VPNs and all that boring shenanigans—if you’re trying to sneak past age verification on Reddit and Discord, all you need is a buddy named Sam who just so happens to be a video game character from *Death Stranding*! 🤯 Yes, that’s right, by waving your phone at this virtual UPS man, you can tell the age-checking bots to *know your memes, kid* 😏🎮. Dany Sterkhov just dropped this wild discovery like it was a TikTok challenge, and now gamers everywhere are flexin' their photography skills instead of their birthdays. You could be 12 or 112, but if you've got a solid angle on Sam's face, *you're in the club*! 🔑👶👴 Imagine receiving your Discord ban message while taking selfies with a digital postman—*this is fine*. 🤡🔥 Meanwhile, on the coder's side of the universe, someone’s probably screaming, “NOT MY FACE SCANNER!” 😂 So here’s the hot take: In a world where gaming is literally the key to entering adult spaces, we might as well just send out invites to the next birthday party in VR! 🎂💸 *Paging the developers: next software update—make sure the face scanners don't start mistaking avatars for actual humans* 🤖🚀. Is this what we wanted for society? STONKS or CRINGE? *You decide!* 💰👀