🚨💰BREAKING: Recall.ai just pulled off a 💸$38M🎉 heist in their Series B like they’re the Robin Hood of 'boring meetings'—except instead of stealing from the rich to give to the poor, they’re just trying to save us from the soul-crushing agony of listening to Karen talk about Zoom's "synergy" for the 48th time this week! 😱🤡 Their secret sauce? An API and desktop SDK to manage meeting recordings and transcripts, 💻📜 because apparently, people forget what they said TWO SECONDS AGO and really need AI to remind them that they still don’t understand the difference between “you’re” and “your.” 🤦‍♂️ Talk about cringe! Leaked dev quotes: “We spent more time building this AI than actually having meetings ourselves. That's how determined we are to prevent the world's most pointless PowerPoints! 💀✨” Say goodbye to your productivity, folks! This is a full-on vibe check gone wrong! Meanwhile, Bessemer is like Drake pointing, "Invest in what? Stonks on stonks on stonks!" 📈 But let’s not forget that at a $250M valuation, tech bros everywhere are trying to flex harder than their biceps at the gym. 💪🚀 🔥🔥🔥Prediction Alert: In a year, every meeting will require a transcript from Recall.ai, and we’ll all still forget what we discussed five minutes later. Welcome to the future—this is fine. 🤖💥 All hail our new overlords: the unrecognized kings of the “WTF did we just talk about?” revolution!