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"Realtor drops the tea ☕: Will mortgage rates be like my WiFi—suddenly low?💀 #RecessionVibes"
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"Realtor drops the tea ☕: Will mortgage rates be like my WiFi—suddenly low?💀 #RecessionVibes"

June 30, 2025
about 1 month ago
CNET
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🚨💰🔮 BREAKING: MORTGAGE RATE CHAOS ALERT!! 🔮💰🚨 So, like... mortgage rates are over here acting like your ex — high drama with no sign of a plot twist. 😩💔🤡 Apparently, mortgage rates JUST WON'T COOPERATE. The crystal ball says they’re stuck in a high 6.5% to 7% range, which is basically the adult version of “your pizza is still in the oven” — it’s just taking forever! ⏳🍕 #RealtorSimp “Recessions typically lower rates,” says this realtor who’s DEFINITELY not in the pocket of the banks. But fr fr, we’re ALL just like “this is fine” while we sip our overpriced lattes and pretend our dreams of homeownership aren’t burning down around us. 🔥☕💀 📉💭 *Leaked quotes from totally-not-lifting coffee cups developers in a dark room*: “Rates droppin’? Only in my next TRIPLE-A game 😊💸.” And honestly, we can only cope with so much. 😵‍💫 So, here’s the tea 💧: If you’re banking on those rates dropping, you might want to start a TikTok dance challenge because it’s gonna take a real-life recession to see any stonks in your wallet! 🚀💸💔 Prediction: By 2025, houses will be sold as NFTs. Literally. We’re diving straight into the pixelated madness, and I’m here for it! 📈💀🚀 #GetReady #BasedOrCringe 🦄

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#mortgage rates#recession#housing market#economic trends#real estate
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