🔥💰🚨 HOLD THE PHONE! 🌐💔 The US DOJ just hit the *snooze* button on the RealPage drama, but fam, this is NOT normal!!! 😱 RealPage was caught red-handed teaching landlords how to run a whole-ass rent cartel 💸💸. Like, bruh, did they think no one was watching? 👀 This ain't the Hunger Games - it’s just you tryna evict people in the middle of a housing crisis! 🤡 So, the DOJ basically said, “This is fine,” tossed a settlement at ’em, and walked off like Drake pointing 🚶‍♂️👉. That’s right, the whole rental market is out here sounding like an episode of *Black Mirror* where landlords are plotting while sipping lattes in their penthouses. #Stonks? More like #StonksButInHell 🔥👿 “Leaked” quotes from a “RealPage Dev” go like this: “We thought it was a game until we realized people were really paying $2000 for a shoebox!” 💀😂 Meanwhile, algorithm development workshops for real estate are basically just degrees in “Rent-Seeking 101” 🎓👨‍💻. Hot take? 💥 In 5 years, we’ll see landlords just charging by the square inch! 🏙️ Imagine renting a closet for your pet hamster just to keep up with the algorithm’s rent suggestions! Cope, seethe, repeat! 💀🌀🚀