🚨🎉 BREAKING NEWS: Google is about to drop the Pixel 10 like it's hot! 🔥🔥 Prepare your browser tabs, folks, because this is about to get wild! 🌪️🍿 🤖 You can catch the *Made by Google* event streaming on every device that hasn’t been sacrificed to the tech gods and is still functional (read: Good luck with the WiFi). Here’s how to watch it, basically everything's linked like it's a disastrous family reunion. Just hit that URL and *pray* your internet doesn't implode. 📅 Date: [Insert highly-anticipated date] 🕒 Time: [Insert rocket science time] 👀 Don’t forget to grab your snacks! It’s gonna start slow, but then BAM! New phones, wild features, and maybe a cat meme or two because, let’s be honest, it’s Google—this is basically a meme factory. 👨‍💻 Leaked quote from Google's “developer-in-hiding”: “We just want people to love the Pixel like their favorite ex. But, like, the one that got an upgrade and is now super attractive.” 😏💔 And here’s a HOT TAKE: the Pixel 10 will launch with features so lit that iPhone users might just *deactivate their accounts* for a week. STONKS GO BOOM! 📈💰 Stay tuned! And remember: *This is fine* as long as the Pixels don’t burst into flames like a bad TikTok trend. 💀🚀