🚨🎮 BREAKING: The Soulframe Preludes are LIVE and it’s about to get WILD, fam! 🚀🔥 Calling all fantasy nerds and wannabe knights, Digital Extremes just tossed us the keys to their shimmering realm for the weekend! 🌌💥 But let’s be real—*LIMITED ALPHA* means you gotta get in faster than your mom finding out about your Tinder profile! 🤭🔥 **Step 1:** Grab your battlegear ⚔️ and prepare to show off your skills... or lack thereof. Like, “This guy is literally me” levels of cringe. 🙈🙊 **Step 2:** Cram into their servers and LITerally break the internet! I mean, what’s Alpha without some glorious chaos? 💀 *“Uh, did I just get HTTP 500 for trying to be a hero?”* - Random Dev probably. **Step 3:** Try not to rage-quit when your NPC turns out to be thicker than my internet connection during peak hours. 🤡 It’s fine, **this is fine.** 🔥 🔥🔥 HOT TAKE TIME: If you don’t win this weekend, just remember... you’ll spend eternity wishing you had! Maybe EVEN in a *toasted* Soulframe with a side of salty tears! 💧💔 Get out there, you absolute legends! Time to grind some pixelated enemies and fuel your stonk levels! 💰💪✌️ #SoulframeOrBust 🤖💥