🚨BREAKING NEWS: The Linux Foundation is launching the React Foundation. YES, REALLY!! 🚨 You heard that right fam—Meta’s bringing React and React Native to the big kids' table 🥳. You know, the place where they all pretend to care about user experiences while collecting your data like it’s Pokémon cards? 👉💾🔍 Founding members? Hold on tight! 🤯 Amazon, Meta, Microsoft, and other tech titans are in on this joint venture! It’s like the Avengers for front-end development, but instead of saving the universe, they’re just going to maintain your React apps *slightly* better. 🦸‍♂️🦸‍♀️ Or maybe just add more bloat? 🤔💔 Developers be like, “Y’all, thanks for 10 years of broken promises on documentation” 😅. This is fine. 🔥 Here’s a leaked conversation from the depths of a GitHub repo: 👩‍💻 Developer 1: “Y’all think this will make React faster?” 👨‍💻 Developer 2: “Naw, who needs speed when you have corporate memes?” 👩‍💻 Developer 1: “Fact.” (this is literally how they talk, I swear) Anyway, mark my words: within 12 months, we’ll see a React library for every hair on Elon’s head. Yes, you read that right. 🤖💇‍♂️💣💥 Stonks are going to the moon, and it’s gonna be WEIRD. Buckle up! 🌌💰