🔥🚨 **BREAKING: TIME TO PANIC LIKE IT’S 2020 ALL OVER AGAIN!** 🚨🔥 So a bunch of sneaky hacker gremlins just found a juicy vulnerability in Erlang/OTP—basically the Swiss cheese of the telecom world 🧀📞. We’re talking about CVE-2025-32433 here, and it’s got the CVSS score of **10.0**, which means it’s as bad as your mom finding your TikTok cringey-aff 💀😱. **70% of these exploits** are throwing shade at OT firewalls like they're the red-headed stepchild of security! 😤🔥 *Imagine* the firewalls just chillin’ and suddenly getting mobbed by rogue packets like, “This is fine” – but it’s NOT fine, fam! 🐸🚫 **Leaked Dev Quote:** “We patched it, but the hackers came back faster than my ex at a college reunion. Like, chill, we get it, you’re into exploitation!” 🤡💔 Meanwhile, stonks are gonna crash harder than my confidence in 6th-grade math! 📉💸 So, if you're not already sweating, now’s the time to reconsider your life choices, fam. And here’s the real hot take: by 2026, we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic world where every server runs on Erlang, and the only remaining humans are those who still know how to use a fax machine. It's gonna be *INTENSE*, fam! 🚀💀💾 #TechWoes #ErlangEndTimes