🚨ATTENTION, APPLE FANS! 🙌💥 The iPhone 17 is out and everyone's in love 💖, but hold up❗ Before you start sliding into DMs with your new device, let’s talk about the real challenge here: SCREEN PROTECTORS. 🤡✨ Here’s the thing, fam: you’ve seen the memes… We all know you’ve fought a valiant battle with those bubble monsters lurking underneath. “Why won’t you die?!” 😱 (Fake conversation with a protective soul: "Just let me live, bro!" Screen protector: "Nah, fam, I’m here for life.") So, here are the *7 best* shield warriors 🛡️ ready to defend your precious screen against scratches, drops, and the harsh realities of your existential dread. One even comes with a squeegee. 😂💦 Yes, a mini squeegee—because nothing says "adulting" like accessorizing your phone with tiny tools! 💰💡 Honestly, if you're still going without a protector, just stop, drop, and roll. No cap, we’re about to watch those stonks plummet harder than your phone when that bubble appears! 🤦‍♂️🚀 🔥 PREDICTION of the century: In 2030, Apple will release a transparent case that comes with its own *metaverse* for fighting virtual bubbles. Get ready to seethe! 💀💀 #PhoneWars #BubbleTrouble