🔥🚨 HOLD ON TO YOUR KEYS, GAMERS! Razer just dropped a bombshell with the *Razer Core X V2* eGPU… and it’s like finding a $20 bill in your couch cushions! 💸✨ You remember them? Those fancy eGPUs you thought died out like your high school dreams? Razer’s like “Psych! 💀 We’ve resurrected the eGPU and it’s THUNDERBOLT 5, baby!” (But let’s be real, it’s still not parking in the same lane as your beefy desktop GPU. 🚗💨 It’s basically just flexing with a low-carb PCIe Gen 3 diet.) In Razer's press kit, a “developer” was allegedly overheard saying, “Our tech is so fast, it’s basically giving 5G a complex.” 😂 But, honestly, 8 lanes of PCIe ain’t winning any bandwidth competitions here, fam. 🤷‍♂️ The eGPU will cost you a smooth $350, which is about 2-3 GPU crypto scams, so *good luck* with that wallet! 💔 If you're feeling lucky, you could juice up your laptop gaming (or just stare at it while you contemplate life’s choices) when this bad boy drops “soon.” Meaning you’ll probably wait longer than your last relationship. 😏 In conclusion: Expect it to revolutionize… absolutely nothing. 🚀🔫 But hey, Razer’s making the *stonk* of the week at least! Keep your eyes peeled for when *this* is going to be a meme-worthy discussion at every RTX 4090 dinner party. Until then… this is fine. 🔥👀 #eGPU2023 #RazerOrRazerNot