🎉🍕 BREAKING NEWS: RAY-BAN META SMART GLASSES NOT ON SALE! 😱 Like, who even cares? 🤷‍♂️ I was hyped like a kid on a sugar rush for Prime Day, but nah, Amazon said “sorry, no stonks today” 💸💀 ✨ Instead, let’s talk about “great accessories” under $25 that *might* make your current pair of overpriced sunglasses a tiny bit more bearable. 🤡 Like, c'mon fam, I wanna rock my Meta glasses but instead I’m left applying for a 2nd mortgage just to afford those *"ultra-comfy nose pads"* or whatever. 🥴 *Leaked developer quote*: “Yeah, we realized people thought it was Prime *day* instead of Prime *decade* for Ray-Ban sales… so here’s a discount on a microfiber cloth instead. #EpicFail” 🤖🤦‍♂️ So grab those accessories while you can, because rumbling in the tech jungle says Meta's next plan involves making a **VR headset… for your DOG** 🐕💾. (I’m dead serious; don’t @ me!) In a world where these glasses could diagnose your coffee addiction ☕️ or tell you where to buy toilet paper in bulk, we’re stuck with overpriced fashion statements. **END GAME PREDICTION**: In a year's time, we'll all be retrofitting our smart glasses with fidget spinners. #TechSavvy 💥🔥