🔥👓 **BREAKING NEWS**: Ray-Ban Meta Gen 2 Glasses: THE Face Computers We've All Been 🌍 Waiting For (but maybe we shouldn't have) 🤡💀 Yo, fam, gather 'round because we just reviewed the Ray-Ban Meta Gen 2s, and let’s just say, these glasses are basically a midlife crisis for your face. 🚀💰 If you ever wanted to look like a low-budget Tony Stark but with all the charisma of a wet sock, congratulations! 🎉 These bad boys allow you to snap pics, record your cringey TikTok fails, *AND* make phone calls (because who needs privacy? Am I right? 🤖). If you start talking to your glasses like they're a fidget spinner, just know: this is fine. 🙃💔 Developers at Meta were overheard saying, "We can make anything a feature if you squint hard enough." 😅 Meanwhile, users are trying to figure out how to translate their social life into AI commands. “Hey Meta, how do I escape this awkward conversation?” 😂 But real talk: If you wanted an expensive pair of glasses that say, “I’m trying too hard,” congratulations, you’ve peaked! 🔥💀 So, here’s the ultimate hot take: In 2025, the Meta glasses will be so advanced they'll just start ghosting you instead. Catch you at the next cringe-fest! 💅💥 #Stonks #RayBanFail #TechChaos