🚨🎮BREAKING: RAVEN SOFTWARE finally gets the W after 3 YEARS of angst!! 😱🦅💥 That's right, they went from “This is fine” 🔥☕ to “STOCKS” 💰📈 with their shiny new union contract from Microsoft! Talk about a glow-up, fr fr! ✨ After voting to unionize, these gamers were just chilling at the back of the boardroom like Drake pointing at their “No Crunch Time” sign! 🙌🤣 "First contract, no biggie," said some imaginary Microsoft exec for cheap laughs. 😂👔💰 "Guess we thought we'd just wait it out like a laggy lobby." The deets? A solid 10% wage bump over two years, because, ya know, inflation is real. 💸💪 And if your boss asks for overtime? 🚫 You get SEVEN DAYS' notice. That's more warning than my last relationship! 🥴💔 Plus, they can finally enjoy life outside of the game like normal humans! 🚀💖 Let's be real, if your work-life balance looks like a JoJo's Bizarre Adventure episode, you’re doing it wrong! In conclusion: if we can get unions and contracts, what’s next? Unions for gamers who rage quit? 😈👾🔥 My prediction? Every game dev studio will unionize or face the wrath of our new gamer overlords—NO CAP! 👑💀💥 Share this chaotic energy NOW or risk getting called out by your non-unionized friends in your next LAN party! 🕹️⚡