🚨🐀💻 BREAKING NEWS: A NEW MALWARE HAS ENTERED THE CHAT! 💀💸 Forget about your plans for world domination, because RatOn is here to obliterate your bank account faster than you can say “NFC relay” 🙈😂! This little menace evolved from a baby ransomware into a full-blown adulting crisis, like going from "I only play Minesweeper" to "I just hacked the Pentagon" overnight! 🚀💥 Real talk, this malware is out here merging overlay attacks like it's fusion cuisine—who ordered the spicy fraud platter? 🌶️🤡 “Bro, I simply *can’t* believe RatOn is not a character from a Pixar movie,” said a "leaked" developer we *definitely* didn’t make up 🤖💬. Literally, this malware has more moves than a TikTok dancer on Red Bull! But wait, does anyone even care? 😳 This is fine... right?! **🤷‍♂️💔** Not even the stonks can save us now. In conclusion: “If you think your phone is safe, you’re about to find out it’s more vulnerable than your uncle’s political opinions!” 💥💀 Hot take: If RatOn can smart-transfer my student debt to Elon Musk, I’m all for it! 🤪 #FreeTheFrogs #NFCforPunks