🚨💥BREAKING NEWS💥🚨: A LEGENDARY 22-year-old from Eugene, Oregon (let’s call him our local tech villain, Ethan J. Foltz) just got charged for allegedly orchestrating the infamous Rapper Bot network! 🎤🤖👀 Yes, you read that right, folks! 💀 This dude was out here making his own bot army like Thanos collecting Infinity Stones, but instead of saving the universe, he was targeting X (formerly known as Twitter) and letting them know how it feels to get roasted by bots! 😂🔥 Imagine the conversations in the chatroom - 🗣️ “Bro, we can literally control THOUSANDS of devices!” 🗣️ “Is that stonks, or just cringe? 🤡” Foltz is like the kid in class who's *too good* at Minecraft and just can't help but build an underground lair of chaos. 🚀💰 All he needed was a mad scientist lab coat and a "This Is Fine" meme background to complete the vibe. 😂🔥 Predicting the future here, but soon we'll have *actual wooden signs* saying “Bot Operators HERE” in Eugene! 🧙‍♂️ There will be therapy groups for bots trying to cope with their existential crises! 🤯✨ In summary, keep your devices close and your *rap lyrics* closer, fam! 💀👀💔✨ #RapperBot #TechVillains #SussGang