🚨🚨 RANSOMWARE ATTACK ALERT! 🚨🚨 And we're not talking about that annoying cousin at family gatherings, people! 🤡💀 So here we are, folks: Insight Partners just dropped a nuclear bomb on our Monday vibes 🔥💣. They’ve notified 12,600+ people that their data got snatched by cyber-ninjas between Oct 2024 - Jan 2025 🤔🚀. Like, can we get a stonks meme for all the limited partners who are definitely making that "this is fine" face? 😬💸 In a press leak that absolutely nobody saw coming (except every IT department on the planet), insiders said: "It's just like Fortnite - you think you're safe, then BOOM! Ransomware takes you out like a noob." 🤖💀 Imagine getting that email 🍕👀: “Hey fam, by the way, your personal info is now on the dark web - hope you like shopping with a side of identity theft." 🤦‍♂️💻 So what's next? INSIGHT PARTNERS 2: RANSOMWARE ROLLERCOASTER. 🎢💰 But honestly, let’s be real: they better hire a team of actual security experts instead of letting Dave from HR handle it. 😂 Prediction time: In 2025, we’ll have a new NFT line called “Crypto-Ransomware Protection Shields” – because the only way to deal with this is to make it a TikTok trend. 😂🔥🚀 #NFTsButMakeItTherapy