🚨💥 Dungeons & Dragons: Cyber Edition?! 💀🎲 In the latest epic saga of Corporate Warfare, we’ve got DRAGONFORCE v RANSOMHUB, and it’s lit, fam! 🔥 Experts 🧙‍♂️🧙‍♀️ are warning that these ransomware homies are about to start a turf war that’ll have your favorite grocery stores, like M&S and Harrods, feeling like a character in a horror movie. "This is fine," but the plot twist is coming HARD! (and so is the double extortion 😱💸). Imagine your Co-op groceries getting hit twice — first by the chips and dip you bought, then by DRAGONFORCE demanding stonks for your data. 📉✨ No cap, if you thought your Sunday shopping was the scariest thing, think again! It’s like if “Attack on Titan” had a spin-off about ransomware! 🤣 In a leaked chat, a supposed DragonForce dev was overheard mumbling, “We’ll make it rain chaos! Imagine all the data we can extort! ChatGPT who?” 🤖💬 RansomHub is just side-eyeing like Drake when they realize they signed up for a two-for-one fraud sale. So brace yourselves, because if this war escalates, you might as well invest in some virtual armor and stock up on your crypto snacks 🍿🚀. Unhinged prediction? By the end of the year, we’ll be doubling down on *both* the hacks and the snacks! LET'S GO! 💰💥