🚨🦹‍♂️🤖 BREAKING NEWS: Your Favorite Ransomware Gang Just Hit the Shutdown Button! 💀💻💸 That’s right, fam! Hunters International, the cybercriminal squad that made #ransomware part of the 9-to-5 grind, is bowing out like your dad trying to dance at a wedding. 🎤💃 *Cue the Drake "Hotline Bling" meme* — they said, "We out, but here’s some free decryption tools for ya! *This is fine*... I guess?" 🔑✨ But hold up! Before you grab the popcorn 🍿, they’re just switching up their vibes to some fresh new “infrastructure” under a different alias. You know, like Clark Kent turning into Superman but with way more cybercrime and fewer tights. 🦸‍♂️💥 Leaked convo from a “source”: **Developer 1**: "Should we really call ourselves ‘Hunters International’?" **Developer 2**: "Nah bro, ‘Infinite Pixel Pirates’ sounds way cooler." *Stonks* 📈💰 Meanwhile, the rest of us are just here for the memes and trying to figure out if our grandma’s Excel spreadsheet is safe from “the hackers.” 🤡🤦‍♂️ But here’s the real tea: in a few months, they’ll probably be back, **harder** than those ‘new year, new me’ gym-goers. 🔥 So get your tinfoil hats ready, cause we’re headed into the matrix, baby! 🌌✨ #WeLoveToSeeIt