🚨💀 BREAKING: Ransomware is BACK, and it’s HUNGRY! 😱🔥 According to the latest gossip from the digital underworld (aka ThreatDown, the corporate KAREN of Malwarebytes), ransomware attacks have shot up 25% in the last year! We’re talkin' more breaches than your mom has Facebook friends! 🤡💰 February 2025 alone saw a whopping 1,000 incidents! That’s like if every single person at a tech conference said, "You know what? I’d rather pay hackers than update my software.” 🚀💾 Imagine if ransomware were a person at a party: “Hey, you mind if I just *lock up* your whole computer and demand a bag of stonks? 🤑👾” 💔 "No cap, I was just trying to stream cat videos!" says a bewildered user, clutching their keyboard. Meanwhile, our galaxy-brain-overlords (aka the devs) are like, “This is fine.” 😬🤖 But is it, though? Because that seems like a whole new level of cringe! Hot take incoming: In 2026, hackers will just liberate your memes and charge you ransom for the cure. Welcome to the future, fam! 🌌🔥 Share this before someone makes it a reality! 🚀💀 #RansomwareRenaissance #DoomScrolling