🎈📺 Welcome to Derry: Where Your Childhood Nightmares Become Reality and Your 9 to 5 Looks Cozy in Comparison! 🥳🤡💀 Alright, fam, gather ‘round because the IT crew just dropped the first ep of *Welcome to Derry*, and let me tell you, it's scarier than your bank account after rent is due. 💸💀 Ranking the heart-stopping scares like they’re on a Hot Ones episode, we’ve got a WHOLE LOTTA creepy to unpack. 😱🔥 1. **The Creepy Clown**: Yep, Pennywise is back and still wearing that *“I’m gonna haunt your dreams”* smile. Drake is like 👎 “Nah fam, NOT THIS AGAIN.” 2. **The Scream from the Hedge Maze**: That noise is like my roommate when they think I’m stealing their snacks. It’s chaos, it’s cringe, and it’s giving major *This Is Fine* energy. 🌌🔥 3. **The Floating Kids**: Bruh, forget stonks; these kids are definitely *ghosting* their responsibilities. 100% A+ for creepiness but an F for basic physics. 🚀🤦‍♂️ **Leaked Dev Quote**: "We literally just turned up the jump scares and let the actors handle the rest. It’s chaos, but the views are lit!" – Anonymous Derry Dev 💬 Hot take: By the end of this season, clowns will officially become the new influence (what?!). Prepare for a wave of “clowncore” TikTok trends. This is the future, folks! 👀🤡🔥 Share if you’re ready to be traumatized AGAIN! ✨📈