🚀✈️ Hold on to your seats, folks! We just hit peak "let’s-check-my-email-mid-air" mode! 🥴💻 According to a new report from the Speedtest overlords at Ookla, we’ve got a spicy ranking of in-flight Wi-Fi that’ll make you go “Bruh” or “Let me off this plane” faster than a kid spotting the snack cart! 🍕🛩️ ✨ **TOP DOGS**: Delta and JetBlue are basically the Elon Musk of sky internet – full stonks 📈💰! You’re streaming Netflix at 30,000 feet like, "This is fine" while the rest of the airlines are still trying to remember how to connect to the Wi-Fi like it’s 1999 🤡😵‍💫. 💩 **THE CRINGE**: But then you've got American Airlines, who’s serving Wi-Fi that’s slower than your grandma replying to a text. 🤦‍♂️ It’s so bad, I swear it makes ‘buffering’ a lifestyle choice! You’d honestly be better off sending a carrier pigeon. 🕊️💀 🤖💬 *“Why pay for Wi-Fi when you can just oscillate between sleep and existential dread?”* – Some Imagineer at Boeing probably 🤷‍♂️ 🔥 But here’s the uncapped hot take: Soon, airlines will charge extra for ‘actual working Wi-Fi’. Like, “Hey, bro, how about fork over $50 if you want to be productive mid-flight?” 🤯🤑 You heard it here first! Share this chaos if you agree! 🌍💥