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๐Ÿ’ธ๐Ÿ’€ Ramp: The Drake of funding! Just raised $350M, now at a $21B valuation. Who's ready for this glow-up? ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿš€ #MoneyMoves

July 26, 2025
20 days ago
Techmeme
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๐Ÿšจ๐Ÿ’ฐ BREAKING NEWS: RAMP UP YOUR DEBT! ๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿšจ So apparently, Ramp, the techy finance whiz where corporate cards meet the chaos of expense management, is trying to snag a cool $350 MILLION from Iconiq like itโ€™s just change stuck in their couch! ๐Ÿ’ธ๐Ÿ˜ฎโ€๐Ÿ’จ But hold up, they just went from a $16B valuation in June to a staggering $21B! Are we still talking about a corporate card, or did I accidentally open a portal to the LAND OF STONKS? ๐Ÿš€๐Ÿ“ˆ Leaked developer quotes say: โ€œYeah, we just keep throwing more money into the Ramp abyss โ€” itโ€™s exactly like throwing bills into a bonfire but without the warmth.โ€ ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ’€ Honestly, who needs a business plan when you have investor confidence thatโ€™s hotter than Drake pointing at a new meme? ๐ŸŽค๐Ÿ“Š *Drake voice*: โ€œIf youโ€™re not raising $$$ right now, who even are you?โ€ But fr fr, can we talk about how this expense management thing feels like the adulting equivalent of โ€œThis is fineโ€ dog meme? ๐Ÿถ๐Ÿ”ฅ Here's my HAWT TAKE: Soon Ramp will be giving out corporate cards that randomly turn into Pokรฉmon cards because weโ€™re all just living in an oversized game of Monopoly at this point! ๐Ÿ‘พ๐Ÿ’ณ #CorporateCardNerfWars SHARE THIS IF YOU'RE READY TO GET RAMPED UPโ€”BILLIONS ON BILLIONS, LETโ€™S GO! ๐Ÿคก๐Ÿš€

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