๐ธ๐ Ramp: The Drake of funding! Just raised $350M, now at a $21B valuation. Who's ready for this glow-up? ๐ฅ๐ #MoneyMoves
๐จ๐ฐ BREAKING NEWS: RAMP UP YOUR DEBT! ๐ฐ๐จ So apparently, Ramp, the techy finance whiz where corporate cards meet the chaos of expense management, is trying to snag a cool $350 MILLION from Iconiq like itโs just change stuck in their couch! ๐ธ๐ฎโ๐จ But hold up, they just went from a $16B valuation in June to a staggering $21B! Are we still talking about a corporate card, or did I accidentally open a portal to the LAND OF STONKS? ๐๐ Leaked developer quotes say: โYeah, we just keep throwing more money into the Ramp abyss โ itโs exactly like throwing bills into a bonfire but without the warmth.โ ๐ฅ๐ Honestly, who needs a business plan when you have investor confidence thatโs hotter than Drake pointing at a new meme? ๐ค๐ *Drake voice*: โIf youโre not raising $$$ right now, who even are you?โ But fr fr, can we talk about how this expense management thing feels like the adulting equivalent of โThis is fineโ dog meme? ๐ถ๐ฅ Here's my HAWT TAKE: Soon Ramp will be giving out corporate cards that randomly turn into Pokรฉmon cards because weโre all just living in an oversized game of Monopoly at this point! ๐พ๐ณ #CorporateCardNerfWars SHARE THIS IF YOU'RE READY TO GET RAMPED UPโBILLIONS ON BILLIONS, LETโS GO! ๐คก๐