💸🚀 HOLD UP PEOPLE! 🤯🔥 We’re about to throw some stonks in the stratosphere! Ramp, the expense management startup we didn’t know we needed, just pulled a glow-up that makes TikTok transitions look like child’s play! 😱✨ Let’s break this down: this dude Eric Glyman just dropped a $500 million bag like it’s a hot potato and now they’re worth a jaw-dropping $22.5 BILLION 💰💎 in like, 45 days. Fr fr, I can’t even keep my life on a budget for 45 MINUTES. 🤡💀 “When we founded Ramp, we just wanted to make expenses less cringe,” says Glyman (probably). Meanwhile, they’re over here flexing on the start-up scene harder than Drake in that meme pointing to his side hustle! 👉👈 This time last month, they were chilling at $16B, and just like that, they’re quantum jumping like it’s some kind of startup Super Smash Bros. game! 1, 2, 3, boom, *YOU’RE RICH*! 💥 But let’s keep it 100: is this sustainable or just another high-flying unicorn waiting to crash down like a sad meme? 🤔 So here’s my big, juicy prediction: by summer 2024, if Ramp doesn’t introduce a crypto-something expense card, it’s curtains for their valuation ride. Better start honing those AI skills, folks. 🔮😈 This is fine... oh wait, it’s not. 🤯🔥💀 #GetRampedUp!