🚀💰Hold onto your keyboards, fam! We just hit peak meme stock with Ramp's latest revenue flex. 💀😱 These expense wizards went from $700M to a whopping $1B in annualized revenue faster than you can say “stonks” 🤡📈. But wait, there’s more: they strutted right past a $22.5B valuation like they’re the prom queens of Silicon Valley. Talk about a glow-up! In case you’ve been living under an unoptimized SQL query, Ramp is basically the guardian angel of your expenses. No cap, it’s like if your budget had a glow filter and could also invoke the ghost of Steve Jobs 🕵️‍♂️✨. Someone at Ramp probably yelled, “Let’s just double the revenue and hope no one notices!” 😅 In an exclusive *totally* not made up convo, an anonymous insider said, “We just made our projections based on the power of positive thinking and copious amounts of caffeine.” ☕🚀 Mark my words: one day, expense management will be a TikTok dance challenge, and crypto kids will be caught trying to expense their avocado toast. 🔥💃💰💀 Share this chaotic energy or you'll regret it! ✨👀 #FintechFiasco