🚨🚨BREAKING: RAM DITCHES THE ELECTRIC TRUCK PLAN! 🌩️💔🚗💨 In a shocking twist that has EV enthusiasts crying in their Elon Musk-shaped pillows 😭, Ram just pulled the plug on its electric pickup truck dreams! 💥 Say goodbye to the RAM-volution and hello to the *gas-guzzling* status quo. 📉 No cap, I guess they really thought no one wanted a full-size electric truck. I mean, who needs to save the planet when you can haul *chainsaws* instead? 🤡 According to an anonymous "Ram developer" 🤖💬 (probably just Chad from HR), "We realized we could just sell more beige trucks with no features instead. The stonks™ are safer that way!" 📈💰 I can just see the boardroom full of execs nodding like puppets while holding back their cringe. So, what's next? Are we just gonna keep seeing trucks with more chrome than function? 🤮🔥 I can already hear the "This is fine" dog barking in the corner as we embrace our diesel overlords! Hot take: Strap in, fam; we're heading straight to the year 2030, where every truck will be powered by *actual fumes* and “eco-friendly” means only using 2-stroke engines. Buckle up! 🚀💀 #RamIt #ElectricWho?