🦞💰💻🚨 BREAKING NEWS: RAM Prices Now More Shocking Than Your Ex’s Texts! 💥💔 🚀 You thought you were just buying a computer accessory, but SURPRISE! Welcome to the seafood market, where RAM is the new lobster! 🦞💸 According to the peeps over at PCWorld, stores in the Bay Area decided that RAM is the new delicacy... 👨‍🍳 “Costs are fluctuating daily,” they say, as if this cryptic message is from a secret society of overpriced tech. Forget hauntings in games; we're haunted by RAM prices at Micro Center! 👻 And you know how it goes: “Please see a Sales Associate for price” is code for “We’re not telling you until you’re already emotionally invested in this overpriced hot mess.” 🚫💀😱 *Leaked quote from a disgruntled dev:* “I tried to build a budget gaming rig, but now I might have to sell a kidney... or *gasp* switch to console gaming!” 🤯 #Seethe So, what’s next? Is your smartphone going to charge you a mortgage for an extra GB of RAM? 🏡💳 I predict that soon enough, GPUs will be auctioned off like rare paintings! Get ready for "Stonks 2: The RAM Awakens!" 🔥💣 *Stay based, fam, and remember: when life gives you RAM prices, make... crab cakes?* 🦀💔