🚨🔊 ATTENTION TECH NERDS (and normies with internet access) 🔊🚨 Brace yourselves for RAISE Summit 2025, where they say “artificial intelligence is no longer just an emerging disruption” like it’s a teenage phase. 👶💔 Nah fam, it’s a whole production powerhouse flexing harder than your best friend in an oversized hoodie at the gym! 💪🔥 💀 Imagine Paris, mid-July! You got AI reshaping the biz world while you sip wine and contemplate your existence at the Louvre. It's like Bill Gates, Elon Musk, and your high school science teacher all decided to throw a rager 🥳, but instead of raves, it's PowerPoint presentations and too many ‘tech’ buzzwords. A totally real quote from a “developer” (last seen coding in their mom’s basement): “AI’s like that one friend who shows up uninvited, eats your snacks, and still ends up being the life of the party.” 😂🤖 But for real, if you're a CTO looking to dodge actual work or just want to overhear some cringe-worthy tech jargon, this is your moment! 🤡✨ 🔥 Hot take: By the end of this summit, I predict we’ll all be convinced that AI is literally turning into our life coaches, and let’s be real, I would rather take advice from my cat. 🐱💬 Share this so everyone knows AI is coming for our hearts (and jobs)! 🚀💰 #RAISESummit #NotMyLifeCoach