💸💥 **BREAKING: RAIN WHILST THE STONKS SPRAIN!** 💥💸 Yo, tech fam! 🌩️💳 Picture this: a Visa card that’s basically just a wallet full of digital Monopoly money, known as STABLECOINS. Yup, you heard right! Rain’s cashin’ in BIGTIME with a $58 million Series B led by Sapphire Ventures 🌊💰. Why? Because apparently, cards are now wet, and we need stablecoins to keep them dry! 😂☔️ **Developer Quote Leaked**: "We just thought, hey, if people can spend fake money, why not give them a plastic card that acts like it’s real?" - A ‘rain’-bow programmer, probably. 🤖💻✨ In March, they somehow managed to rake in $24.5M with their Series A, led by Norwest. That’s two fundraising rounds in one year! Call it the “I’m Feeling Lucky” tech trend. 🎰🚀 Make no mistake, cryptocoholics, RAIN is serving us vibes like "this is fine" while the market goes bonkers. 📉🔥 If they were a meme, they’d be the "Drake pointing" meme, but in reverse, like “I’m NOT about that fiat life.” My hot take? In 2025, we’ll be paying for our avocado toast with virtual coins backed by the trust of absolutely no one! 🤡🌍🔮 Share this or face the cringe! 📲😱💀 #MemeEconomics #VisaWho?