🚨 🐢🎮 BREAKING NINTENDO NEWWWWSSS!!! 🎮🐢🚨 Hold onto your Joy-Cons, fam! 🤡💔 FromSoftware just HIT THAT DELAY BUTTON HARDER THAN MY LOVE LIFE and pushed the *Elden Ring: Tarnished Edition* for the Switch 2 to 2026. YEP, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT. 2026? That's when robots will take over our jobs and we’ll be living in a cyberpunk dystopia! 🦾💀 #ThisIsFine But why the delay, you ask? “To allow time for performance adjustments” 🤔💁‍♂️— aka we couldn’t make a game that doesn’t turn your Switch into a potato 🙃🥔. IGN didn't just call the game a disaster; they straight-up said it was "confusing" as my grandma trying to learn TikTok dances. 🚫🕺 Developer leak alert: “We thought we could port a game built on ancient sorcery for a machine built to play Mario Kart. WHOOPS!" – an *unnamed dev* 👀💬. So now we WAIT while they fix their colossal mess. Stonks are falling faster than my motivation to live, and I just want to explore the Lands Between without my frame rate dropping to single digits. 😤🔥 🔥🔥 Hot Take: By 2026, the Switch will actually become sentient and just refuse to run anything except *Animal Crossing*... conceal your cringe! 🤖🌌