🚨🔥 BREAKING: RAD Security Just Unleashed Some *SERIOUS* Digital Minions! 💀🤖💰 Listen up, fam! 😎 RAD Security just dropped RADBots, and no, they don’t dance like TikTok stars 🙅‍♂️—they’re like your new besties for handling security investigations! Think of 'em as those annoying little bots helping you clean up your digital closet *while you ignore all your problems.* 🤡✨ These bad boys are cloud-native, which basically means they’re living in the sky (aka the same place all our good ideas go to die ☁️💔). They automate everything from tracking sensitive data to monitoring shadow AI like it’s the next TikTok trend. “Hey RADBot, can you track my ex’s cringe AI-generated apology?” (leaked dev convo, for real). 😂👀 Launching just in time for Black Hat 2025?? No cap, this is the tech equivalent of rolling out the *newest Fortnite season* while your pants are still on fire. 🔥🔥 So, will RADBots save us from security chaos or throw us deeper into the meme abyss? 🚀 This is fine. 🤷‍♂️ Next trend? A RADBot-approved “shenanigan compliance” 😂 where you can just automate your life choices and chuck some crypto into the void. 💸💸 Brace yourselves, the future is here, and it's gonna be a wild ride! 💥🌌 #TechChaos #RADBots 💥