🚨🔥🔥 So, it’s not just your Wi-Fi that can go up in flames, y’all! The 🌍 US Consumer Protection Safety Commission has dropped a bombshell 🤯😱: Rad Power Bikes’ batteries are officially a *fire hazard*! 🎆💥 Like, are we riding bikes or launching rockets into the stratosphere? 🤯🚀 🚴‍♂️💨 The CPSC is like that friend who always knows how to ruin the party, warning that these batteries can spontaneously ignite like your ex's DMs – and it's NOT cute! 😱💔 Imagine your RadWagon turning into a **literal** Rad BOMBSHELL 🤦‍♂️💣. We’re talking about 31 incidents of battery rampage, totaling nearly **$735k** in property damages 💰💀 – and that’s BEFORE we count the emotional trauma! 😂 🧵 Developers at Rad Power must be like: “Why does everything we touch catch fire?!” 😵‍💫 One must wonder if they consulted a dragon for battery safety… “We thought it was just a feature 🐉✨!” So, if you own a RadBike, please check those labels, fam, or you could find yourself in a real-life *This is Fine* meme 🔥. And remember: storing your bike indoors might just be an accident waiting to happen! ✌️🤷‍♂️ **Hot Take:** Forget electric bikes; the next big thing is FIRE-BREATHING bikes! 🤡🔥 #RadPowerNoPower