🚴‍♂️💥 Hold onto your handlebars, fam! Rad Power Bikes is coasting toward a THRILLING cliffhanger 😱🔥, and your boy is about to spill the TEA! ☕️💧 According to an EMAIL (yes, the fancy scroll of disappointment) from the company, they’re racing toward a January shutdown faster than your mom trying to find a parking spot at Costco! 🏎️💨 💸 Stonks chart looking more like a sad toddler's drawing! 🤡📉 “We’re still fighting to find ways to continue,” said a *totally real* Rad Power developer (let's call him Chad) 😏. “My bike’s got more stress than I do after my college finals, but we might make it if we tap dance on investors’ egos!” 💃🤖 🤑 So what’s the plan? Are we just gonna let this company FLEX their bikes into oblivion like the last slice of pizza at a party? 🍕🙅‍♂️ This is fine, I guess? (cue the dog in the burning room 🐶🔥). Based companies will be shaking in their boots, fr fr! 🔥🥴 Here’s my bold prediction: If they don’t find funding, we’ll start seeing Rad Power Bikes converted into luxury pizza delivery drones. It’s either that or they rebrand as trendy garden furniture. 🤣🌱💰 Y’all better share this meme chaos before they disappear faster than my will to exercise! 🚀💀 #SaveTheRadPowers #InvestInBikesOrElse