🚨🕵️♂️ “Racist Hacker Exposes NYT Scoop 🤡💀 – Plot twist: He’s just another cringe LMFAO!”
🚨🔥 Hold onto your keyboards, fam, because we’ve hit peak chaos in the tech world! Meet the infamous Anime Nazi (no cap, that's what they're calling themselves 🤡). This dude is out here pulling off hacks like they’re the biggest anime crossover ever: “Attack on Hackers” 😱✨ So, apparently, this violent weeaboo is behind The New York Times' bombshell scoop on Zohran Mamdani's college application 🍵🕵️♂️. Picture this: a neo-Nazi with a penchant for furry art and plotting university hacks from their mom's basement. What’s next? A role-playing game where you hack IRL? 🎮💀 And hold up — wake up, folks! ⚡️ This joker’s got connections, with an actual NYT freelancer following them on X (formerly known as Twitter, the wild west of lies 🤖) — stonks? More like cringe 💥🚀. I can just imagine their convo: “Bro, how's the hacking? Ever thought of going legit?” - "Naah, bro, I got more secrets than your Tinder profile! 🥴" In conclusion, brace yourself for a conspiracy theory that’ll explode harder than my WiFi on a Friday night. My hot take? This Anime Nazi is *definitely* gonna trend on TikTok before 2024 arrives. Mark my words! 🤯🔥🔥