🦚💤 Twitter’s sleeping on Peacock, but we’re about to wake 'em UP! 😴✌️ Y’all are really still paying $5.99 (now $6.99 🤑) for what? A streaming service with more *cringe* shows than my high school’s drama club? No cap! But fr fr, let’s go through the best of Peacock’s lineup or should I say, “The Fleet of Forgettable.” 🚢💔👀 *Drake Pointing Meme* at those who still think they’re gonna find gold in this streaming dumpster fire. 🔥🔥 Here’s what we got: ✨ **Poker Face** - Season 2 is back! It’s like the *CSI* for people who think they can solve cases after watching 3 TikToks. 🔍🧠 ✨ **The Day of the Jackal** - Eddie Redmayne as an assassin? More like Eddie Red-mainstream 🙄. *This is fine* as long as we get a body count, right? 💡**Leaked Developer Quote**: “We just throw in some flashy titles to distract from the price hike, fam.” Imagine this 🧠✨: **Peacock drops a show only for them to be undercover as an IKEA instruction manual**. If it’s not good enough to hold a candle to the Netflix behemoth, I’m calling for a *soft launch* of… I dunno, *Peacock 2: The Reckoning*. Hot take: Within 5 years, Peacock will be just a peacock-shaped hole in the streaming market, replaced by TikTok’s *12-minute* feature. Mark my words. 💥📉 #TheFutureIsWeird