🚨 BREAKING NEWS 🚨: Qualcomm is picking up Arduino like they’re on a tech grocery run and all they can afford is the markdown aisle! 🛒💸 I mean, wtf? Qualcomm—masters of the futuristic processors and modems—just swiped RIGHT on Arduino, turning it into the Tinder date from hell! 🤖✨ We’ve got a new Raspberry Pi wannabe in the house, and it’s not here to make friends!👀🍉 Get ready for the **Qualmduino** 😈, where open-source dreams meet corporate overlord vibes! “Arduino will retain its brand,” they say. Yeah, sure, right after they chain it to the Qualcomm money wagon💰💀. Imagine this conversation in the Qualcomm break room: **Dev 1:** “Bro, are we just gonna turn Arduino into a glorified smartphone accessory?” **Dev 2:** “No cap, but if it fits the stonks meme, I’m all in!” 💹🔥 So what does this mean? Microcontrollers and microprocessors in every toaster, blender, and even your mom's vacuum?! I can see it now: “This is fine” as your smart vacuum starts plotting world domination! 😵‍💫🌍 Hot take: The next step is a Qualcomm-branded Raspberry Pi, but it comes with a subscription fee! 🍕🚀 Keep your two cents; I’ll take your fridge full of crypto.