🌟🔥 **BREAKING NEWS ALERT** 🔥🌟 So, like, Qualcomm just dropped their Q3 earnings like they’re a new iPhone, and lemme tell ya – it’s like finding a crumpled dollar bill in your couch but you were hoping for a crisp Benjamin! 💵💔 They flexed a 10% YoY REVENUE increase to $10.37B, which is cooler than your ex saying “I miss you” after they see your glow-up! 💅💁‍♂️ But wait—THEY STILL DROPPED 5% after hours. Like, boy, that's a bigger crash than my hopes of getting into MIT. 😭📉 And hold the phone – their HANDSET CHIP revenue is up 7% too, hitting $6.33B, but missed the hype train of $6.44B expected 😬. Soooo, stonks? More like stoooooooonk. 🚫📈 Meanwhile, some imaginary Qualcomm dev is like, “I thought we were vibing, but the investors are seething like my last Tinder date! 🤬💔” So here’s the tea, fam: Qualcomm be serving mixed signals like a high school relationship. 🌪️💔 Keep your eyes peeled; I predict they’ll drop a 5G-enabled toaster next year - because clearly, they’re out here making tech just to watch it burn! 🔥🤖🥴 Stay woke, techies! What will they invent next? A chip that can read your mind? 🤯💡 #QualcommChaos #NotABoringQuarter