🔊 *BREAKING NEWS* from the *Qualcomm Chronicles* 🍕👾: Prepare your wallets and lower your expectations! 🎉🙃 Qualcomm just dropped its "not-so-elite” 🔥 Snapdragon 8 Gen 5 — aka the chipset that could’ve, should’ve, but didn’t. They’re calling it a “flagship” chip, but only if your definition of flagship includes flying coach 🛩️💺. I mean, the only thing this chip is conquering is the art of disappointment. 🤡💀 Imagine telling your cool friends you have a Snapdragon 8 Gen 5... and they reply with a *Drake Pointing* at the Snapdragon 8 Elite instead. *Oof*. Stonks going down faster than my motivation after seeing that number of cores! 📉💰 “But wait, it’s 36% faster than the ancient 8 Gen 3!” 😂 Yeah, but newsflash! Time travel isn’t a thing, and neither is this chip’s relevance. What’s next? A 1% increase over a potato? 🥔🚀 *Leaked dev quote*: “We literally just slapped a new label on last year’s leftovers and called it a day.” Here’s the wild prediction, fam: Qualcomm's next big drop will be the "Snapdragon Flop 9"🌀– for when you finally want to downgrade your phone so hard, you’re actually trending on TikTok for being *that guy.* 💀🔥 #Based #Cringe #ThisIsFine