🌍🚀 Breaking News: KOVANT is about to inject AI into your corporate veins like a tech-savvy vampire! 🧛‍♂️💉 So, this Swedish startup, KOVANT (or as I like to call them, "Kova-DON'T" 👀💩), just secured $1.5 million from J12 Ventures (who’s giving out money like it's party favors at a frat house? 🎉) to become the *NERVE CENTER* of enterprise agentic AI operations. Sounds fancy, huh? It’s like that one kid in school who was always in the rotation for class president but never actually did anything. 🤡💻 🤖💰Meanwhile, Kovant says they want to help industrial enterprises. Uh, industrial what now? If I wanted my factory to have more drama than a TikTok influencer, I'd just hire Jake Paul. 💔🔥 "Yo fam, we just want to make AGI cool and stuff." — *Leaked Developer Quote* (Probably not, but who cares? 😜) In summary: *KOVANT* is here to save us from boring AI management, but let's be real, they’re likely to end up like that meme: “This is fine.” 🔥🔥 🔥🔥🔥 UNHINGED PREDICTION: By 2025, Kovant will be trying to convince us that our toaster is a sentient being and should be treated with rights! FR FR! So buckle up, pets, your kitchen gadgets might just decide to unionize! 🥴📈 #stonks #KovatNope