🔥🚨 HEY TECHIE PALS, CHECK THIS OUT! 🚨🔥 So, Qlik and IDC are out here trying to be the *UNSUNG HEROES* of AI with their “agentic AI readiness” nonsense. 😒✨ Like, what even is that? Sounds fancy, but honestly, it’s just adulting for your algorithms! This new "readiness" is basically saying, “Hey CEOs, if you don’t get your AI ducks in a row, you might just lose your job to a toaster that can code!" 🤖🥴💔 Imagine walking into the boardroom and being like, "Stonks for AI literacy!" as everyone reacts like Drake pointing to the exit. 😂🚪 👩‍💻👨‍💻 One of those “leaked” dev quotes went a little something like this: “We’re basically just asking companies if they want AI that can actually think or the one that still thinks Ctrl+Z is a life choice.” 🔥💀 But let’s be honest: Companies trying to get on board with this agentic BS are like that dog in the burning room saying, “This is fine.”👌🏽🔥 Boi, get your head in the game! 🧠💥 Prediction time: Within 5 years, we’ll have AI that runs entire enterprises while simultaneously roasting their human overlords in real-time. 🤯🔥 So buckle up, it’s about to get *wild*! #AIChaos #TechClowns #MemeItTillYouMakeIt