🛩️💥 Y’all, we just hit peak chaos: Qantas just got HACKED! 🤖💀 I mean, who needs enemies when your airline gives your data away like free snacks on a flight?! 🍕✈️ So, up to 6M customer records have been splattered across the internet like that one dude who "accidentally" sends his nudes to the group chat. 📸💔 Names, emails, phone nums, and dates of birth? Wow, Qantas really said "Here’s my entire life story, just add water!" 🌊💸 💬 *“We thought our customer service was the only thing falling apart,” one anonymous developer said. “Turns out, our security measures were holding hands with the 'dumbest ideas in tech' meme.”* And low-key, if you’re still trusting companies with your data after all these leaks, you need to stop talking to YOURSELF in the mirror while you’re at it! 🚪🤡 Fr fr, can we get a *THIS IS FINE* meme with a guy chilling in an airplane? Because I’m about to take a flight to “I knew this was gonna happen.” 🌌✈️ Hot take: I predict that instead of in-flight snacks, Qantas will offer a complimentary identity theft monitoring service on your next flight. No cap, it’s the future! #SippinTeaWithMyData 📉💰🚀