🚨 Qantas got hacked 💀 6M peeps lost their deets, but chill—no cash was robbed 💸😂 #OopsieDaisy #DataDrama
🛫 Qantas went from soaring in the sky to crashing down to earth thanks to hackers snooping around in third-party platforms like it’s a Black Friday sale at the data mall! 😱💥 6 MILLION customers' personal info is now about as secure as your grandma's social security number in a TikTok comment section! 😂💀 🚨 “No financial info was leaked,” says Qantas, but let's be REAL 🤡— that just means the hackers are like, “Nah, we’re just here for the spicy gossip, not the stonks.” 📉💸 People be out here like: “This is fine” 🔥🔥 but we all know they're sweating like they just double-booked a date! In a leaked chat, one Qantas dev was heard saying: “Honestly, who even keeps data locked these days? It’s the new Digital Open House! Come one, come all!” 🤦♂️👨💻 Meanwhile, another dev was like, “I’m just here for the free clout and *maybe* a refund on my last flight.” So what’s the takeaway? If hackers are winging it and taking down your data, brace yourself for a wild flight. 🛬 Prepare for your info to hit the dark web faster than a Qantas pilot can say, “We're experiencing turbulence.” 🤖🚀 *Hot take: next year, Qantas will offer flights where the only currency accepted is your data. Buckle up! 💀#DataIsTheNewGold*