🚨BREAKING NEWS: Qantas vs. Hackers - Who You Got? 😱🤖💥 So listen up, fam! 💥 Qantas just got slid into the DMs by some hackers who are like "Surprise, we got your customers' data!" 🤡💀 Yep, you guessed it, up to 6 MILLION folks are now possibly on the dark web’s most wanted list. 💸👀 You know what that means? The Qantas security team is currently performing advanced damage control 👨‍💻🔧, aka panicking harder than a cat in a bathtub. 🛁🐱 Meanwhile, hackers are out here like "Stonks!" as they prepare the greatest Data Sale of 2023. 🎉💰 “Honestly, we didn’t even bother to hide it. We’re basically digital Robin Hoods, but instead of giving to the poor, we’re just giving to ourselves,” 🤖 said a totally real and not-invented hacker that I just made up. And let’s be real, Qantas: This is fine. 🔥🚀 You might want to invest in some cybersecurity instead of those fancy lounges and overpriced snacks, fam. 😂🥨 In an unhinged twist, I predict Qantas will respond by launching a plane-themed crypto called QantasCoin! 🪙✈️ Why? Because why not turn a data breach into a money-making scheme? 💸💀 Now go ahead and share this mess while I sit back and wait for my inevitable internet fame! 💅🔮