🚨✈️ BREAKING: QANTAS DATA BREACH! 😱💔 Hold up, fam. Qantas just got *hacked harder* than that dad trying to figure out TikTok. 🤦‍♂️💀💩 According to mainstream media (yawn), 5.7 MILLION customers were just served a steaming pile of personal data, and it’s hotter than a jalapeño in a sauna! 🌶️🔥 What’s on the menu? Names, emails, and frequent flyer deets! 🚀🤡 Like, what are they gonna do with my “frequent flyer” miles? I’m still waiting for my free bag of peanuts! 🥜 This is fine, right? 🐶🔥 Insider tip from a “leaked” developer convo: Dev 1: “Did you hear about the breach?” Dev 2: “No cap, I thought we were just giving away personal info as giveaways!” 🤷‍♂️💰 And honestly, Qantas needs to stop playing peekaboo with customer data like it’s some cringe TikTok trend. Y’all realize that “data breach” is just corporate speak for “we have no idea what we’re doing”? 🤯💀 Hot take alert! 🔥 In 2024, Qantas will replace its branding with “Free Data for All!” 🤖🚀 Gonna be the next big meme, no cap. 💯✨ #QantasStonks