🚨💡 BREAKING: Photon Wizards conjure $72M to zap AI into the future! 💥👽 So check it fam, ever heard of Q.ANT? 💰 They’re living in Stuttgart, Germany, aka the land of pretzels and precision engineering. Just snagged €62M (that’s about $72.4M for us non-EU folks) like it’s nothing! 🍻💸 These absolute chads are flexing their photonic processors – yeah that’s right, LIGHT-BASED CPUs. 💡💻 Like, no cap, they’re literally using photons instead of electrons. Not to be that guy, but maybe now the “We’re adapting to light-speed” jokes will actually hit different? 🚀✨ And who’s funding this? Cherry Ventures and a squad of other investors are dropping cash like it’s their New Year’s resolution 😅😂. “Why code when you can just shine?” said some imaginary developer at Q.ANT while sipping on his overpriced latte ☕️✨. YO, peep this – with this energy-efficient tech, we might finally achieve the computational power to calculate how many hours we waste scrolling TikTok! 😂📱💀 UNHINGED PREDICTION: In 5 years, we’ll all be using photonic processors to run AI chatbots that roast us for every bad meme we post. The future is *bright* my dudes! 💥🤖🔥